Tabletop Games

*Morning Mood* Younger James *excessive screaming* I HATE YOUUUU! (bird: what the-!?) Ariana *also excessive screaming*: OH!?! WELL, NEXT TIME, DoN’t StEAL mY MoNOpOlY!!! Mom aka peacemaker: Ariana, give James your $200. You landed on his property.

Ariana: NO, HE’S IN JAIL! >:( I’M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL! (life lesson here kids) Younger James: That not how you- PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *pterodactyl scrrech* Sally: Mommy?

Why is brother screaming? 🙁 Mom: Shut the f**k Up Sally, you don’t get to talk after stealing my last railroad! Younger James: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!! (oof) Mom: ME ToO!

YOU THINK I WaNTeDd THIS?!? (double oof) (this pain can only be described as one of the pain of all humanity suffering) Pat (from FWA & Life Noggin): Hi! What you all just witnessed is the phenomenon known as Family Game Night™ Family Game Night™ plays an important role in the household dynamic, as studies have shown that families who participate in activities together form closer bonds and stronger relationships (LIES!) with each other.

So, try setting aside some time to play board games with your family, and if they beat you… …cut them out of your life forever. 😀 (it’s that simple!) (well…this is awkward) *laughs* Okay, have fun you guys. I… “like” board games.

I guess any game that doesn’t involve me getting up and moving around, I’m a huge fan of. Also since I’m bad at… everything, and don’t like playing games against someone who’s better than me, I really love the games that don’t require any type of skill, like the game Chutes & Ladders, which I just learned today has another name called Snakes & Ladders. And I’m going to call it that instead. ’cause I’d rather draw snakes than… …chutes?????

In Snakes and Ladders, you have no free will. You’re at the mercy of a single dice… and I love it. While I was looking up walkthroughs for Snakes & Ladders, I quickly learned that this game was made for preschoolers, which is probably why it’s so simple. Or how about the game ‘Sorry!

‘, which is the most unapologetic game I’ve ever played. There’s some strategy in that game, but most of the time, you’re just getting revenge on the players who’ve wronged you. The creators of ‘Sorry!’ knew this, because the tagline of the game is: “Sorry! : the Game of Sweet Revenge”, which, if you think about it, is a pretty funny oxymoron. Aha!

TAKE THIS! …sorry. I know HOW to play chess, but like most things, I’m not very good at it. Unless I’m playing against someone under the age of 4, ( is Johnny eating shuggr again? No? Ok) I don’t want to play that game.

Because it shows everyone how bad I am at planning ahead. That’s a game that’s 100% strategy based. It’s like the IQ test of board games.

Beating someone in chess will put you more ahead academically, than anyone with a Harvard degree, AND you’ll get more babes! However, there is one exception and that is: ”It’s okay to lose at chess… …if you’re playing against a computer… even if it’s on Easy Mode.”.. Computers are way better at planning ahead than anyone, because I don’t know HOW, but a HUMAN made a computer that can beat the world’s best Chess player, (OOF) but the creator of the computer CAN’T beat the world’s best Chess player… So I guess that means… It’s game over.

We tried our best, but we’ve peaked. Whenever you beat a computer in Chess… it was going easy on you. Imagine if we made a computer that could beat the world’s best Snakes & Ladders player.

I would pay money to see a Snakes & Ladders championship! And everyone watching knows that the person playing is just some Joe Shmoe that acts like the world’s best Snakes & Ladders player, But they’re all still excited, and there’s real snakes that you get to slide down! That would be amazing!

Sign me up. *giggles* While we’re on the topic of Chess, I want to tell you about this cool sport I discovered called Chess Boxing. This is an actual competitive sport where two players play Chess for three minutes… …then box each other for three minutes, and they keep switching between Chess and boxing until someone either gets a checkmate, they run out of time playing Chess, or they K.O the other player.

(OOF) I love this sport because it combines two polar opposite games and it’s something that anyone can play. “Brains over brawn”? HEH Try saying that after I sucker punch you in the– Oh, that was… that was a good move… I’m gonna punch you so hard in the balls for that!

I know I just said I was bad at chess, But if there’s any YouTubers who want to challenge me to a Chess Boxing match, I will gladly take you to the ring and we can charge people $12 just to watch. *whisper* and we can end it in a draw, you know, so that way, you won’t look bad in front of your fans. So, Battleship. That’s another board game and it also got a big Hollywood movie based off of it.

I haven’t seen it. But, I hope there’s a scene where the captain of the ship goes: “Men, fire at… (Captain Thinking.) …D6?”

And then there’s an explosion in the distance, and then Rihanna who is actually in that movie says: “SIR! THE ALIENS SENT A MESSAGE! IT SAYS… Miss…” The captain goes, “Hmm…” “Someone write that down so we don’t forget.”

And then, there would be an explosion at the back of their ship (bee doo beer dooo) and alarms start going off, and everyone on board starts freaking out except for the captain. He goes: “Rihanna! Send the aliens a message.

Tell them… (Another awkward silence…) …”hit”. Also ask him if they think the situation make a good board game.” And if that scene is not in the movie, I hate it. Did anyone else collect a bunch of Pokémon cards, but never knew how to play the game?

(Me) I don’t think I met a single person who actually knew how to play the card game, which was weird, because in my school, the card game was just as popular as the video games. Kids would always show off their collection of cards and binders, and everyone always wanted the highly coveted shiny Charizard card! You know which one I’m talking about. YOU know which one I’m talking about! *In cute voice* you know which one i’m talkin’ ’bout.

Unlike Yu Gi Oh, which had dedicated episodes explaining why these five pieces of cardboard were expensive, the shiny Charizard was rare, not because it was good in the game, but because everyone agreed that it looked cool. But then, when you ask someone: Red: “Hey, do you want to play a game?” They would say: Brendan: Okay! I summon my Charizard… …in Attack Mode!!

Does anyone even know how to play the Pokémon card game? I bet none of these guys even know what they’re doing. How’d this guy win?

He didn’t even call UNO!!! I can’t be too hard on the Pokémon cards because the card game I like is probably way more complicated than Pokémon. I don’t know for sure because, like I said, I don’t know how to play the Pokémon card game, but my favorite card game… is Neopets®©™ I’m just kidding! That was a joke! …kind of…

I did actually own a lot of Neopet cards. I don’t remember exactly how to play… I do remember you have to get 21 points to win, which got me into playing blackjack, but it’s okay that I don’t remember how to play, because no one else is playing this game. I wanted to find some footage of a Neopet TGC Campionship only to come to the disappointing realization that no Neopets championship exists, which is sad, sooo if there’s any YouTubers watching and want to find my Scorchio, square up. Okay, but for real, the card game I like the most is Magic the Gathering. And fun little factoid, all three card games I’ve mentioned were created by the same company: Wizards of the Coast.

Hey, is that a Monopoly reference? I’ve been playing Magic since 2007 and back then, the game was a lot more simple. Look at some of these more recent cards.

First, see how many words are on them, And if we flip them over, they merge into an even BIGGER card! What?! If you showed these cards to my 11 year old self, I would have lost my marbles! My favorite thing about magic is when Richard Garfield– I mean Dick Garfield– was first creating the game in 1993.

He didn’t really have an accurate way of testing the cards to make sure they’re all fair and balanced, and he ended up creating some of the most overpowered cards and magic, (BOOM) and players today refer to these cards as The Power Nine! Because there were nine really good ones… which is why every single one of them is banned. Now don’t get me wrong, the Power Nine are good cards, but none of them are like, you win the game good.

Take this one, for example. Ancestral Recall: all it says is draw three cards or force opponent to draw three cards; which is stupid that they added that last part! Why would you ever give your opponent three more cards to beat you with? Now, I know what you’re thinking.

Wait.. a slightly better Pot Of Greed, which is a card that allows me to draw two new cards from my deck and place them into my hand is one of the top nine most powerful magic cards? Yeah! Pot of Greed is band too. Games play such an important role in childhood, and here’s what they all teach us.

In Magic, if you’re really good at what you do, no one will invite you to their tournament… Monopoly, white-collar crime is okay… Battleship… just guess and check… Snakes and Ladders, if you see a ladder, climb it immediately… and no one cares about Neopets… Now if you excuse me… I have to show this prison guard my coupon I have that lets me get out of jail anytime I like.

And when all is said and done, I thought to myself, “What can I do to help strengthen this weekly tradition of Family Game Night?” (,james: REE I HATE DISS) So, I decided to create my own game based off one of the most scarring events of my childhood. Many of you might recall the traumatic experience my sister and I had with Harry the Moth, and to help me cope, I decided to immortalize this memory by turning it into a card game.

Introducing “Can’t Catch Harry”. I let my Twitter followers decide on the name and they went with this one so good job guys! Here’s a sneak peak of some of the cards. I spent a lot of time working on this game, and I know you’re gonna like it! We’ve got a lot of recognizable characters like Mr. Poe… Mom… Satan… and suuuuuuu-andwitch artist.

We’re launching the game on Kickstarter today, so check out the link in the description to get yourself a copy! We have different reward tiers like holographic cards, golden figurines, and even a custom-made card if you’re into that! The reward tiers are only gonna be available for 30 days and given my upload schedule, I don’t know if we’ll be able to tell you that again.

So… I’ll post updates on my Twitter AND Instagram. That’s right! I got an Instagram. I’m trying to tell you that, uh, to follow me on Instagram.

heheh. Thanks for watching, and that’s how we’re gonna segway into the end card. Uh… also, should I mention the Streamys? Should I… I said, “Hey man, I’m… at the streamys- oh not at the streamys” I got nominated for Streamys.” They didn’t ask, they didn’t say, “Hey, do you want to be… do you want to have to go to this award show?”

They just emailed me and said, “Guess what? We nominated you”, and I’m just like, “I didn’t ASK for this so, uh…” Yeah, that’s… that’s a thing that happened. I’m probably gonna get ZER0 videos out before then… Actually, I have to get a Halloween one out.

So maybe I can get a Halloween video out before the Streamys… …..we’ll see, but….. You know, it’s… I don’t show my face off. What am I doing? Have you ever played 52 card pick ’em up? Have you ever done that?

Now pick them up! *shoves cards away* *awkward silence* Thanks, thanks for watching the video! Wear your seatbelt, by the way.

(Smol captions by andre w partin)

asino Watch – The Best New Online Casinos To Play

Welcome to the first edition online casino watch, where we fill you in on the best new mobile casinos you should be playing throughout this month. Let’s get straight into it by checking out our 3 favourites for this month.

Jackpot Strike Casino

Jackpot Strike Casino is the latest Nektan casino release, and that should be great news for any mobile gamers. Jackpot Strike Casino has a range of slot games, all optimised to run perfectly on your mobile device, so you can play on the go.

Jackpot Strike primarily supports NetEnt slots, meaning that you get access to some of the best slot games ever made, with the ones they’ve yet to release all available from day one. Jackpot Strike even comes with its own range of exclusive Nektan games, which come in both standard and deluxe editions, so whatever phone you’re using, you’ll be able to have some fun at Jackpot Strike Casino. And with spins available from as low as a penny, any bankroll will be welcome here as well.

Ikibu

Ikibu is a gamified casino that makes even something as simple as logging into your account a game in itself. Ikibu tracks the games you play, how much you deposit and which promotions you take part in to create a completely tailored user experience.

Players can level up their account and unlock new tropical islands to enjoy all new promotions, or they can head to the casino store and use points they’ve unlocked during play to purchase free spins on their most popular slot games.

Speaking of slot games, Ikibu has a great range of slots from all the biggest developers, such as NetEnt and Elk Studios, so you can enjoy all the latest and greatest slots on day one of release. Ikibu also offers a live casino and a library of table games, but for the moment its options are relatively slim, offering just roulette and blackjack for the most part. We are really hoping to see that expand in the future.

Spin Fiesta

Spin Fiesta is the definition of a solid all rounder. It’s got at least one new promotion going on everyday, which can offer you everything from bonus cash to free spins and even real world prizes. On top of that, it’s also already got an impressive library of the latest slots from devs like NetEnt, Microgaming and Elk Studios, giving it enough variety to please any slots fans.

And on the note of variety, it even manages to pull off an impressive feat with its table game selection, which offers all the classics, along with more niche games like Six Shooter and Odd One In.

Don’t Miss: Casino Tips – Slot Strategies

If you are going on that trip to Las Vegas, you’re probably wondering what some strategies for slot machines. Many people believe that it is simply a draw. However, little research, you will find what is the best material gains, which are the worst.

It ’s a common myth that the best places to win a real casino slot machines or in front of the casino or in the corridors, even though that was before the casino to attract players. There are three places to look for the best slot machine.

First of all, see the elevated platform or carousel. Casino wants more wins should see most of the people. Other customers are more likely to keep gambling when he saw a person of great victories.

Then look at the positions of the coming change. People are queuing up to buy coins or tokens are likely to continue to buy more if you see people celebrating their victory.

And finally, check near the cafes and pubs. This encourages people to end their break and return to the game In addition, these places are usually the last step before the players leave the casino. Seeing a big win could encourage these people to return to the casino and continue playing.

Casinos are not just placing slot machines without the thought and strategy. They are a business after all. The next time you go to casinos, check out the sites above for more high gain machines. You can very well may come home with some money!

Las Vegas Remains The Only Destination

What makes one human being different from others? This is not only my question but also a number of historians, political scientists and anthropologists. There have been scores of studies on this hitherto; different schools of studies have brought to the fore a range of opinions (some of them are contradictory too) and as indicated by the majority of them, lots of factors do play decisive roles. All these are said to depict how a human differs from another one and this can be found in their preferred vacations also. It may be while one prefers a seaside for a trip, you wish for to take pleasure in casinos during a vacation (to your heart’s content). Where can you go then? Well, there are only a few suitable options across the globe but if you reside in United States, Las Vegas happens to be the best one.

Why is Las Vegas so prominent? Las Vegas happens to be the largest city in the state of Nevada; situated by and large in southeastern Nevada; globally renowned for entertainment and gambling and general excess in this day and age. Once you land in the spot, the charm of the place can be felt. Remember this is a place where one is free to play craps, poker, blackjack, or slots whenever he desires.

You must also remember that a number of advantages are found with going on a gambling vacation. For example, you, as a result of lots of rich experiences, can turn out to be a more conservative and sharp gambler. The most potent reason is perhaps, since you are in a gambling vacation, you have to make a large number of smarter decisions. You can surely feel that your budget has to continue for the length of your trip. I have not said anything more of the inimitability of Las Vegas. It can’t be expressed but can be felt only.

 

Gambling on Greyhounds

Dog racing is nothing new it has been there for ages. It is treated as one of the favorite pastimes by individuals. This kind of betting provide the gamblers with an opportunity to bet on their favorites. This kind of betting has become more popular among the working class people over the years.

A system has to be obtained before wagering money in the dog tracks. This system is supposed to separate all the dogs as per their races and titles and different kinds of competition they are going to have for every gambler to view before the betting starts.

There is no animal welfare act that looks after the keeping of these greyhounds. This informs that this community has self designed rules and the management of these dogs is at the discretion of their keepers. Most of these dogs pass their most time in their kennels. There are typical track policies that have to be followed by each of the keepers, these policies ensure survival and the medical treatment of the dogs kept. If any mistreatment of any dog is reported then the keeper’s sporting license can invariably cancelled and made to give up all their track liberties.

The race books of the greyhounds contain details such as their body weight their positions in previous races, their various speeds and nicknames of the different dogs. It is often found that all the people mostly bet on hounds that have won five previous races and the rest are left out.

Whenever one bets on the greyhounds one may bet on the dog that is supposed to win or several dogs those acquire the different positions like 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. If a person makes three choices and is certain that they will arrive in the three best spots then one can bet on the three dogs at once. This clears the doubt and it will not make a difference as to which spot the dogs will appear, one is sure of winning this way. This way one can better his chances of winning

It is not necessary for one to be a professional gambler to do well at the greyhound races.

Best way to draw more players

Should I begin by imparting knowledge on blackjack? Blackjack is basically a gambling game that is played by means of using cards and the first and foremost aim of the game is to cleave to cards having a higher count compared to those dealt to the banker up to but not over and above 21. Fine? It must also be remembered all at once that the game of blackjack has increased to a large extent owing to the saga of online gambling and these days, blackjack happens to be one of the most popular games played in online casinos. The number of players is also increasing by leaps and bounds and mounting contest among gambling websites stimulate them to put forward discounts and bonuses to the Blackjack players to make them consider imperative.

Why does a gambling website offer online Blackjack bonuses? There are, without a shred of doubt, several reasons to offer online Blackjack bonuses to the existing in addition to the new players. Keep in mind that there do exist several forms of bonuses and these do consist of signup bonuses, referral bonuses and good performance bonuses.

Here are the reasons then. The first and foremost reason is to augment the share of the audience. The first aim of any online casino is to win the maximum number of players (there can’t be any skepticism of this at least), who depict interest in playing the popular games akin to Blackjack. By means of proffering bonuses, these casinos become competent to draw the attention of prospective casino players joining the increasing audiences of gamblers.

Well, this is not the only reason. Another aim behind proffering online Blackjack bonuses to the existing in addition to the new players is to make the presence of the very gambling website known in the cyberspace or internet. With the intention of publicizing their gambling sites and blackjack gaming software, these casinos consider or hinge upon bonuses as the most opportune manner to get in touch with the targeted audiences.

 

All You Need to Know About Games Before You Deposit

Introduction:

If people have interest to start games before you deposit? They must know the options to play the game. Here the casino games offer some demo games option in which people can able to play the game more comfortably. The details about the game are simple and easily understandable by the people. Some people in the world are wasting their money by buying some kind of games without any details those people came forward to buy this game. The concept is without having any knowledge why the people invest their money to buy the games. This casino game consists of different kinds of games as well as levels in which people are using this game for their entertainment. If the people want any information about the casino games before you deposit? They can easily get a clear idea by referring to the company website.

Impressible features of simple casino games:

Nowadays many casino live games are available in the internet with the free trial version. The casino games dealer in online is good character person obvious they provide the best customer service for all the value added consumers. In recent days many people has willingness to buy this casino games before you deposit? Once the people started to play this casino games they have a thought to choose their favorite game as casino games. games before you deposit? Must have some knowledge about the purchasing of games otherwise the people can ask to the person those who have well experienced in purchasing of games.

Save your amount to download the casino games:

The person must know the games before you deposit? Just download these online casino games. It helps you to get good relaxation in the presence mind. The download of casino games takes few minutes only. This game is available in the internet for twenty four hours so the people can purchase this game at any time. The people never seen such kind of casino games in their life because all the games have been playing with different concepts and it is more interesting for the people to play continuously for a long time.

Approaches by value added consumers:

The games before you deposit? Will delivers the useful information to the people about the casino games. After the trial versions of the games have expired the people have to purchase this casino game in online. The cost of the games seems to be the lowest price but the features of the games will be high because once the year the casino game company is updating the game with updated version of the software. Many people are sending their positive feedbacks about this superb casino games in the website because this games before you deposit? service give the guidelines that how to buy the new games in the online. Nowadays money is an important thing for the people to survive in the world. If you buy this casino games it will be more useful for you to save your budget money.

 

Exceptional Poker: Omaha Card Game With Maximum Entertainment 2

Betting and game play

Many players will finish with same low hand commonly and the players will lose money if they do not take down with the high half. Flop is the term used to describe the cards dealt in the center of the table and the community cards will be used up all players. The betting round will be started when the first player from the left hits the dealer option. After completing the first round of betting, the dealer will turn the fourth card in the table middle. 6$ is the minimum bet after turning up this card and the player in the first left should start the betting.  River is the other round and the dealer will turn up the fifth card and for this round also 6$ is the minimum bet. The showdown is the final round, which will determine the winner of the game and the player should use the minimum of two cards and 3 cards from the dealer to get the highest five-card hand. Sometimes two player may end up with the same value in that the prize will be shared between the two. Sixth card will not be used to break down the tie in Poker: Omaha game.

So, my folks! That will be it for today’s article. Thank you so much for reading! I hope you liked it. If you did, and even if you did not, please share your opinion the the comments section below. I am very interested in what you have to say, it helps me to make my blog a bit better every day. I also hope you are interested in this information and will find it useful. If you have any suggestions or questions please also leave them in the comments section below. I am reading all of your  comments and taking them into consideration. Thank you and I wish you to have an very great day!

 

Exceptional Poker: Omaha Card Game With Maximum Entertainment

Poker: Omaha

The Poker: Omaha is similar to Texas Hold’em and this game is played using the five community cards, but some difference is there between the Texas Hold’em. Two different variations are available in this game such as high only & Hi/Lo split. The player can play this game with a limit or without limit. The basic difference between Texas Hold’em and Poker: Omaha is every player will have four cards instead of two. In this game the player can draw different holdings by using the cards in hand and the community cards.

Rules and features

The game play rules are very simple, so anyone can learn easily. The betting is similar to Limit Hold’em and the lower limit is $2/$4. The ultimate aim of the player is to create the best hand by using the cards on hand and the table. The player should remember that they should at least use the two cards in hole to make up the five-card hand. In the Texas Hold’em player can produce a high hand with one or no card from the hand, but this is not possible in Poker: Omaha. The player enjoys several benefits of playing this game in online and the chance of gaining jackpot is better in online than the land based casino.

Winning combinations

The player can either choose the high or the hi / lo mode of Omaha game. The Omaha hi/lo is also called as 08 or high-low and this game is a blend of best qualified hand and the best high hand. In order to qualify for the low hand, the player should have five cards and the card value should be less than 8 with no pairs. The straight and flush are ignored in the low and one can create the best hand as A-2-3-4-5. Omaha is the card drawing game and most of the players create winning combinations by using the turn and river. The game play quality of Omaha is higher than Hold’em, because of the using four cards.